Undead Anonymous

Welcome to Undead Anonymous, the official website of Breathers: A Zombie's Lament by S.G. Browne - a new dark comedy about undeath through the eyes of an ordinary zombie, scheduled to hit the shelves of a bookstore near you March 3, 2009.

Undead Commandments

  • You will not disturb the living
  • You will not stay out after curfew
  • You will not commit necrophilia
  • You will not covet your neighbor's flesh
  • You will not dishonor your host guardians
  • You will not commit acts of civil disobedience
  • You will not develop on-line personalities
  • You will not visit cemeteries during the day
  • You will not take public transportation
  • You will not decompose on government property