Undead Anonymous

We’re back, with another episode of Ask Andy, where you get to ask the resident zombie relevant or irrelevant questions.

This week’s query comes from Harley, who asks:

What was your favorite food when you were alive, per say, aside from cinnamon rolls?

Well, according to experts (who I won’t bother to quote because I have no research to base this on), cinnamon rolls are the most alluring scent for men, zombies and Breathers alike.  Not that women should go around smelling like cinnamon rolls, but when a man, especially a zombie, walks into a shopping mall and catches a scent of freshly baked cinnamon rolls, he won’t be distracted by the temptation of human flesh.  Come to think of it, a lot of human males are the same way.

But to get to the question of my favorite food when I was alive, the answer, coincidentally, is the same as the author of my memoirs:

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.  Chunky Monkey.  Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.
Americone Dream. Phish Food. Triple Caramel Chunk.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

My favorite was Chubby Hubby, which is aptly named.  I didn’t really much care for Cherry Garcia, partly because I don’t like cherry ice cream and partly because I was never really a fan of the Dead.  Which is kind of ironic, now that I think about it.

It’s one of the few food items that made me groan with pleasure.  Of course now, I groan for other reasons, but just the memory of Ben & Jerry’s is enough to bring a smile to my ruined face.

Thanks for the question!