Ask Andy – Formaldehyde Fixes
This installment of Ask Andy comes courtesy of Ray, who asks:
Hey, Andy…You don’t look as dead these days. What’s your secret? I keep eating shampoo and it doesn’t seem to help.
Well, Ray…the thing about shampoo is that, unlike some of your handy household products like dish-washing liquids, fabric softeners, and carpet cleaners, the formaldehyde content in your average shampoo is pretty low. You might want to try some Palmolive dish soap or Woolite carpet cleaner and see if that makes a difference.
Or better yet, if price isn’t a factor, you might want to invest in some cosmetic products such as lipstick, fingernail polish, and concealer. If you’ve on more of a budget, Max Factor and Maybelline offer plenty of affordable options.
However, if you prefer to get your formaldehyde fixes in shampoo, I’d suggest Prell, Head and Shoulders, or my personal favorite, Suave Tropical Kiwi.
Good luck, Ray!
