Random Dismemberment & Other Breather Sports
getting dismembered isn’t as much fun as it sounds.
first of all, it’s tough enough being a zombie without having to shuffle around on one leg or to try to tie your shoes with just one hand. a lot of zombies end up having to wear shoes with velcro straps. plus there’s the shame of having one of your legs or arms stolen.
but the worst part about being dismembered, other than the humiliation and the loss of self-esteem, is having to watch the breathers who stole your appendages use them for entertainment in zombie-appendage sports.
stolen zombie arms are frequently used for zombie handball games, wielded as bats in zombie wiffle ball games, and stuck in the ground at beaches or playing fields to denote out of bounds markers. while they don’t have as many uses and are typically more difficult to remove, stolen zombie legs are used for zombie kickball games and occasionally end up in the zombie punt, pass, and kick competitions.
and in more extreme zombie-appendage sports, it’s not uncommon to see school children kicking around the head of a recently decapitated zombie.
