Zombie Haiku #3
It’s true that zombies don’t tend to appreciate Breather food the way we did when we were alive, but that doesn’t mean we don’t miss sitting down to a nice home cooked meal or enjoying a fresh, oven-baked cinnamon roll. Problem is, everything tends to taste bland, so we mostly just eat out of habit.
While we’re on the subject of food, here are a couple of haikus I wrote:
recipe for the undead
reanimate flesh
simmer organs in decay
formaldehyde stew
snap, crackle, pop
maggots feast on fat
subcutaneous buffet
sounds like rice krispies
