Ask Andy – Leave it to Breather
This installment of Ask Andy comes from Nicole, who asks:
What do you think of that new show, LEAVE IT TO BREATHER? The whole premise of a breather kid raised by zombies makes me a little uneasy.
Well, Nicole, I have to admit I haven’t seen the show but I would have to say that it’s unlikely the series would have a very long run.
In addition to making you uneasy, the premise is completely ridiculous. A Breather child raised by zombies wouldn’t last past its first birthday, if that long. The desire for human flesh would override any parental sense of propriety or responsibility and the child would likely be raised for food rather than for a future. Small children or infants would be tender. Like veal.
I’m thinking crispy brown Breather Schnitzel, sagey saltimobocca, or a creamy blanquette de Breather.
Thanks for the question!
August 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
And THIS coming from the guy who wants “equality” with his food, right?
August 27th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Mr. Browne: This isn’t an original thought…someone asked me.
If two undead have sex is it necrophilia?
August 27th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Contrary to what some people think, I’m not an expert on zombie intercourse. However, I believe that in order for it to be necrophilia, one of the parties involved needs to be a Breather.