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Ask Andy – Sympathy For Breathers

Lyndsay from the land of Yahoo! wonders:

Did you ever begin to resent breathers? Have you ever come across any breathers who sympathized with you?

Well, Lyndsay, considering that I killed and ate my parents, I’d have to say that the answer to your first question is a definite YES. Not to mention all of the verbal abuse and the discrimination and all of the times I was pelted with so much rotten food that I felt like a projection screen at a fraternity rush selection meeting.

As for your second question, the breathers who cared for me and my friends at the SPCA seemed to genuinely care about our plight.  Sometimes they would wear particle masks and gloves, which was kind of a passive/aggressive slap in the face, but for the most part they treated us with more respect than your average breather.

Thanks for the question!  Keep ‘em coming!

One Response to “Ask Andy – Sympathy For Breathers”

  1. Lauren Says:

    I respect you Andy! You’re the best zombie ever. Also your dad deserved to be eaten; your mom not so much.

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