Undead Anonymous

Ask Andy – Good Breathers, Bad Breathers

Our next question comes from Lyndsay, who asks:

Have you ever had any supportive Breather experiences?

I’m presuming you mean have I ever encountered any Breathers who didn’t want to either disparage me, dismember me, or pelt me with expired food products.

If so, then yes. Most of the volunteers and staff at the SPCA actually seemed to care about their undead residents and tried to make us as comfortable as possible so we could decompose with some degree of dignity. Personally, I felt more accepted there than I did in my own home, where my father made it clear I wasn’t welcome.  Though I know my mother tried her best to love me in spite of the fact that she couldn’t stand to touch me.

Thanks for the question, Lyndsay!

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